*Those of you, lucky ones, who met Ivanka already know, that Ivanka is not only sexy, but extremely funny with a peculiar sense of humour. On this page I will share it with you, if you don't mind my most favorite jokes.I have a lot...
A new joke every day*

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

 

These days I am in the mood for blonde jokes but that can change, xoxo